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Hi MTV, I'm Yuri. Welcome to my crib! I'm basically an obsessed guy! I'm also a huge Disney and Broadway fan. My current obsessions are: Big Hero 6, HONEY LEMON, Frozen, Giants and Idina Menzel. I'm a Helsa, Stucky, Hansoff, Fiyeraba, Briar Dream and Hijack shipper. Hufflepuff. Oh, and haters can suck my dick :)

flipfloplogic:

(a small selection from the) 2013 Broadway Flea Market

taco-bell-rey:

Finding out that someone has a crush on you

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redlinejp:

We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared

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Teacher: Brian, what's the I before E rule?
Brian: Um... I before E... always.
Teacher: What are you an idiot, Brian?
Brian: Apparently.
Teacher: No, Brian, it's I before E, except after C, and when sounding like A, as in neighbor and way, and weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!
Brian: Oh, that's a hard rule.
Brian: That's a- that's a rough rule.
...
Teacher: Brian, how do you make a word a plural?
Brian: You put a S.
Brian: You put a S at the end of it.
Teacher: When?
Brian: Uh. On weekends and holidays and-
Teacher: No, Brian. No. Let me show you.
Teacher: Erwin! Erwin, what is the plural for ox?
Erwin: Oxen. The farmer uses oxen.
Teacher: Brian?
Brian: Wh-aaat?
Teacher: Brian, what's the plural for box?
Brian: Boxen. I bought two boxen of doughnuts.
Teacher: Oh no, Brian. No.
Teacher: Let's try another one. Erwin, what is the plural for goose?
Erwin: Geese. I saw a flock of geese.
Teacher: Brian-
Brian: Wha-a-a-at?
Teacher: Brian, what's the plural for moose?
Brian: MOOSEN. I saw a flock of MOOSEN.
Brian: There are many of 'em.
Brian: Many much moosen.
Brian: Out in the woods- In the woodes- In the woodsen.
Brian: The meese want the food. The food is to eatenesen. The meese want the food in the woodyesen! In the, food in the woodenesen!
Teacher: Brian! Brian.
Teacher: You're an imbecile.
Brian: Imbecile-n.
Teacher: What, are you speaking German, Brian?
Brian: German. Jermain. Jermaine- Jackson! Jackson Five. Tito!
Teacher: Brian, what the heck are you talking about?
Brian: I don't know, I don't know really.

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narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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2460ugh:

Playbill Giveaway!

I am finally doing my playbill giveaway (and some extras) which is also my really really late 1,000 follower giveaway like 300 followers late oops  thank you all for dealing with me and sticking around I love all y’all :)

Rules:

  1. please be following me (i’ll check)
  2. no giveaway blogs please!
  3. only reblogs count! you can like to bookmark but it wont count!
  4. reblog as much as you want but please don’t spam your followers 
  5. I will use a picking using a random generator 
  6. you must be willing to give me your address (I will ship anywhere!)
  7. have your ask box open so I can contact you and if you don’t respond within 24 hours I will pick someone else!

What the winners will get: 

Each winner will get an if/then and a gentlemans guide playbill, and a note from me confessing my love for you (the first two winners will get the postcards but the rest will just get cute stationary!)

In addition:

1st winner: Heathers playbill (Charissa Hogeland as veronica and Dave Thomas Brown as JD), Violet playbill, Catch me if you can sticker, special postcard

2nd winner: Finding Neverland playbill (Jeremy Jordan as J.M Barrie), Les Mis sticker, special postcard

3rd winner: Heathers playbill, Les Mis sticker

4th winner: Bullets over Broadway playbill which I didn’t see I just found it oops

5th winner: Heathers playbill

I think that’s all! My ask box is open if you have any questions, please do not delete this comment that would be silly!

Good Luck and thank you so much for following me!

Ends: October 1st, 2014

(Source: fairydustinmyhair)

letojay:

Once upon a time in a far away land, there was tiny kingdom; peaceful, prosperous, and rich in romance and tradition. Here is a stately chateau, there lived a widowed gentleman, and his little daughter, Cinderella. Although he was a kind and devoted father, and gave his beloved child every luxury and comfort, still he felt she needed a mother’s care. And so he married again, choosing for his second wife, a woman of good family, with two daughters just Cinderella’s age, by name, Anastasia and Drizella. It was upon untimely death of this good man, however, that the stepmother’s true nature was revealed: cold, cruel, and bitterly jealous of Cinderella’s charm and beauty, she was grimly determined to forward the interests of her own two awkward daughters, Thus, as time went by, the chateau fell into disrepair, for the family fortunes were squandered upon the vain and selfish stepsisters while Cinderella was abused, humiliated, and finally forced to become a servant in her own house. And yet, through it all, Cinderella remained ever gentle and kind, for with each dawn she found new hope that someday her dreams of happiness would come true.

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kutchirwin:

legalmexican:

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom

And which one of her kids is Regina George?

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hola

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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